None of this is going anywhere. Pretty soon we’ll all be old, and no one...
Sing this to me for my birthday, and you will be... →
I'm selfish... but that's not MY problem.
I don’t understand why people, around whom I never say anything funny, keep telling me how funny I am. A lot of the people who “like” me don’t actually know anything about me, and they probably wouldn’t like me if they did. And a lot of people who asume that they don’t like me probably would, if they only cared to know anything about me. This frustrates me...
Maybe I'm Just Insane...
Do you hate it when you think something is really stupid but you don’t want to complain about it, because you’re afraid there is some completely obvious joke behind it that everyone knows about but you, therefore making YOU the stupid one?
You like My Chemical Romance? Well, that’s just terrible. I’ll just...– nerimon
I thought I knew that person over there putting children in that car.– My mother
I Don't Think it Made Sense to Him, Either.
Mr. Howard: What's blue and gold and jumps up and down?
Mr. Howard: Matthew Bass at the Rapture.