I have Tiny Chicken Disease.
for the fifth time in eleven days.
- Murray: Just don't stand next to any large magnets.
- Jemaine: Why would I be standing next to large magnets?
- Murray: I don't know what you do in your personal life.
- Ryan: Hey, Sarah. I'm doin' James.
- Sarah: Yeah, and his little sister's right here, too.
- Ryan: Oh...
- Ryan: Hey, Little Sister. I'm doin' James.
Before We Left Home:
(1.) My hair wasn’t a complete disaster.
(2.) I was up/ready before my mother, therefore she could not hassel me.
On the Way to School:
I listened to Motion City.
People actually talked to me.
Nothing much happened, but that’s better than something horrible happening.
(1.) I didn’t have a quiz on Persuasion.
(2.) I made my teacher like me more.
I was able to do the correct homework assignment before we had to turn it in.
We finally got a new and better teacher!!!
I didn’t fail the quiz.
(1.) I like vegetarian hot dogs.
(2.) I like salsa-flavored rice chips.
(1.) The teacher wasn’t there to be moody and bitter.
(2.) He didn’t leave us an insane amount of work to do while he was gone.
(1.) We didn’t have any homework.
(2.) It didn’t feel like the class lasted for hours.
(1.) WE DIDN’T HAVE P.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2.) I took notes with a fun pink pen.
On the Way Home:
Miss Nancy’s Mix101.5 didn’t even play one Maroon 5 song!!!
(1.) Bo Burnham finally uploaded his brilliant song “Love Is…”
(2.) SXEPHIL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(3.) They’re going to fix Weekofeight.
I was in an insanely good mood (for no reason) on a Monday morning.
I am disappoined in myself.
But I don’t, of course.
“I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”
“We’re all fearful of death. Let’s not kid ourselves. I’m simply not
panicking as my laugh lines grow deeper. Who wants a face with no
history, no sense of humor?”
“Most of the time I do feel like I need someone else when I’m alone. But I can still get by with just my own company and that makes me a stronger person.”
“‘Today,’ she said calmly, ‘I’m not happy, yesterday I wasn’t happy and the day before that, I was miserable. Tomorrow though, tomorrow you never know.’” -Lauren Williams
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
“I’m getting better at saying things, but it’s still so new.”
“As I grow older, finding happiness is becoming more simple. Little
smiles, a clean room, a pot of coffee, a cup of tea, fresh fruit, quiet
chuckles. I’m learning that people are what life’s all about and
however fickle they may be, they’re always worth it. I’m taking
everything one step at a time, like turning the pages of a book.”
“i love this photo. when i look at it, i picture this talented young
artist having no money, no job, just passion. maybe someone in the
other room, maybe not. that wasn’t photographed, it isn’t relevant.
this is about her. she doesn’t have much, just enough. that’s how i
wish i could be happy with. and i think that if i had the opportunity to escape from my house, that’s how i could live. minus the talent. i lack that. but i have passion. that’s got to count for something. now, if only i could afford my passion…”